Not to many girls can smile after getting the "one eyed pirate" but she was a good sport! Sent in by "Did it"

Just in case you didn't know...One Eyed Pirate: The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrrr or another expression of pain.-UrbanDictionary.com
 

	"Really Though? Next time I have a bloody nose I think I may try that.

	Lance, they all said if you helped sponsor our "jam" next year you could pick a Phi...which one would it be?

Is this a trick question? I think I'll take the only one above a 5.5...blond on the left, but I'll mix her with the trashy lingerie on the right.
-Lance Lohan
 

	Straight girls are getting desperate in San Fran these days...

	I think I just saw some crabs running around in those sheets...

	"Pi Phi" Will someone please tell them that they don't have to actually eat pie all day just because they're in Pi Phi...

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	Would someone be kind enough to translate...

	Nevermind I don't need a translation...I think it says something about looking like a dirty wh*re for life!

	How do you passout when there's a naked dime piece on your other couch... Sent in by "Big Black Fat"

	"ASU Passout" Nothing like sleeping on a baby carrot while your thumb is up your bro's ass... Sent in by "K"